Don't it feel like tonight might never be again?

It's the evening of reckoning. Tonight I trudge into the unknown glories of the sorority formal. I need to come up with some sort of gauge, figure out if sorority girls are what they're not cracked up to be. I got a 5 minute walk, that's enough time to design the experiment.
Shall report back upon return.

In the immortal words:

Well yeah I might have chased a couple of women around
All it ever got me was down
Then there were those that made me feel good
But never as good as I feel right now
Baby you’re the only one that’s ever known how
To make me wanna live like I wanna live now!

Mix.