Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep

Standing near the cement structure was a good idea. It's like a bottleneck, you can't walk by him without A) taking a flyer or B) looking like the D-bag who is mad and doesn't want a flyer. We met eyes while I was still 20 yards away and he held a flyer straight out from so I would have to eventually break course or run into it. I'm weak, so I took a flyer, expecting some sort of religious cartoon, or hip-hop jam, or protest I should attend. Christ, annoying.
Nah.
On it was two things; an uncentered picture and some text.
It was a yellow slip of paper and showed a cartoon person in mid-air doing the splits with arms up in some sort of jump of joy.
Above it read "HAVE A NICE DAY."

Indeed.