Bolton does Alexandria

Bolton - Alexandria
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Upon first reading This Fella's review of Alexandria, one might not be too impressed. However, he's about as trusty as using the bidet for mouthwash.
With a head count of right around five million, Alex initially feels like Smallville compared to Cairo, but after a little exploration you realize your intuitions... were correct. Everything here is a little more laid back. Take, for instance, the skull and cross bones that sat atop the door locks of my favorite taxi driver. Combine those with the aviators sitting on the dashboard and this guy's chillin harder than Walter on the Shabbos. The Mediterranean Sea is pretty tight. Want to propose? Bring your favorite bride down and serenade her with one of my classics. She'll be puppy eyed and claiming you had her at hello in no time.
I will have to say The Library was disappointing, slightly more so than...say... Marky Mark's attempt at a successful acting career. The architecture is cool, kinda, but the inside just feels so hollow and lacking any substance. The little fetus museums they had set up weren't that interesting either. I think they could do better. Logistics and my giant mane prevented my attendance for the Greco Roman Ruins and the Citadel, but as a concession I went to some aquatic museum. Only pictures will do justice, and they'll be posted in due time.
I look forward to returning to this city. I need some more time to pimp out at the beaches and have more of that delectable shisha and seafood. For its size, this city sure knows my style of maxin' and relaxin'.

Aight, I'm out.

Via The Bolton Wire.