the finale

Here are some interesting reads:

Savant explains his ability
Retiring early?
dude that hates reddit
wikipedia blocks Congress IP addresses

Last weekend we risked the roads of Illinois to visit Our Creator to bid adieu and cash in on all the free stuff he was giving away. Several clubs were tapped, my nose nearly broken, lots of credit cards swiped, and a joyous time by all. BG dropped by and Meyers made a return trip to Earth for the occasion. It never ceases to amaze me how sweet Dody's apartment is, and how awesome drinkin on the way down is. Chicago has a lot of pretty girls, and I was well under dressed... par for the course.

Good luck you sand baggin' son of a bitch. Have fun in the monestary.