Queen of Darkness couldn't find a king
To say we blew out of the blocks would not only be a lie, it would be laughable. Bruni "had to shovel out" our car from the parking lot, and celebrated by parking in the deepest snow possible. It was a ploy to get me out of the house while he packed. Soon we were on the road, and pulled up one driveway short of Copps and power up.
It may not have been quite as epic, had Arnaub not made a now notorious (in my mind) phone call. "Come to the lobby" was all I needed to hear. It became no holds barred.
There are many stories I could tell, but I shall refrain. A photographic essay will take it's place. It all ended with a string of great injustice; the houdini mates, inadvertant CB, a fireside breakup, an early exit, the incomplete quadrant, and the 8th floor lobby.
Our steel companion spread it's scent throughout much of the hotel.
We shall return, and shall do so triumphantly.
At least our newest additions to the family are telling me they liked it and had fun. This means one of two things:
1) it wasn't bad enough to tell the truth and complain
2) they actually did have fun
I facilitated a big group session, and convinced them all I was handicapped. A pitcher and urn replaced the coffee pot.
It may not have been quite as epic, had Arnaub not made a now notorious (in my mind) phone call. "Come to the lobby" was all I needed to hear. It became no holds barred.
There are many stories I could tell, but I shall refrain. A photographic essay will take it's place. It all ended with a string of great injustice; the houdini mates, inadvertant CB, a fireside breakup, an early exit, the incomplete quadrant, and the 8th floor lobby.
Our steel companion spread it's scent throughout much of the hotel.
We shall return, and shall do so triumphantly.
At least our newest additions to the family are telling me they liked it and had fun. This means one of two things:
1) it wasn't bad enough to tell the truth and complain
2) they actually did have fun
I facilitated a big group session, and convinced them all I was handicapped. A pitcher and urn replaced the coffee pot.
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4 Comments:
The CB was completely inadvertent. I only came to find you b/c I wanted to gather the girls and indulge in a lil smoke. Little did I know that I would find a woman in your presence. Needless to say, me, you and brokeback went 0 for 3.
Woah there. Let's not forget that I politely declined (therefore was the rejectee, not the rejected) in order to complete the tripod and revel with you two in your collective dejected misery.
yes you rejectee. the rejected almost got jenna and i deaf in the process
that was a rejection in self-defense... it was all headed down the same path
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