An Epic Battle
My Sworn Enemy.
Allegiance Served.
Weapons of Choice.
I was pretty surprised as well. It took about the length of Automatic for the People.
The upside of cleaning the floor by hand was realizing how similar it was to computer programming. They always taught me to write a command, then test. Write, test, write, test. By writing in incremental blocks and then testing right away, you can easily find problems while also slowly chipping away at your large project in small attainable goals. Same thing here. Taking the floor as a whole is a dragon my level 15 wizard isn't yet ready to slay. Instead, box it off (using a slightly damped spounge) into easily beheaded orcs and goblins. This makes it much easier to stay motivated and keeps you focused on small blocks of dirt. Before I set boundaries, my spounge was everywhere and I had trouble actually cleaning a spot before moving on to another. Then, after scrubbing hard on a section, use the soft side of the spounge to return that water to your bowl. Re-wet your spuonge and give that area another once over to be sure it's clean.
With the WTW method, I was ensured small, clean sections.
Use a spounge with a rough, scrubbing side and a soft absorbant side...
I'd like to go into a few more secrets of the method I discovered (for Brokeback's sake), but it's become decidedly less awesome prose than I first imagined. Besides, he'll learn it all next year.
Johnny is about 75 miles away.
Allegiance Served.
Weapons of Choice.
I was pretty surprised as well. It took about the length of Automatic for the People.
The upside of cleaning the floor by hand was realizing how similar it was to computer programming. They always taught me to write a command, then test. Write, test, write, test. By writing in incremental blocks and then testing right away, you can easily find problems while also slowly chipping away at your large project in small attainable goals. Same thing here. Taking the floor as a whole is a dragon my level 15 wizard isn't yet ready to slay. Instead, box it off (using a slightly damped spounge) into easily beheaded orcs and goblins. This makes it much easier to stay motivated and keeps you focused on small blocks of dirt. Before I set boundaries, my spounge was everywhere and I had trouble actually cleaning a spot before moving on to another. Then, after scrubbing hard on a section, use the soft side of the spounge to return that water to your bowl. Re-wet your spuonge and give that area another once over to be sure it's clean.
With the WTW method, I was ensured small, clean sections.
Use a spounge with a rough, scrubbing side and a soft absorbant side...
I'd like to go into a few more secrets of the method I discovered (for Brokeback's sake), but it's become decidedly less awesome prose than I first imagined. Besides, he'll learn it all next year.
Johnny is about 75 miles away.
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'Bout got-damn time you discovered REM.
Automatic will be your guide through all the tough and great times of your life.
Its a defining album, the pinnacle of the arts. Cherish it and evangelize.
It's greatness has been known to me for quite some time... though it sometimes needs to be rediscovered.
Well then, hit Hi-Fi, Monster, and Document and call me in the morning.
My floors are cleaner than your face, bitch.
Say hi to Johnny for me.
First off, glad you adopted Brokeback's nickname. More importantly, update your blog so I know what's going on with the new trainee!
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