open minds and open hearts

It is 8:34am on July 22nd. i'm listening to grateful dead... wait.. yonder mountain string band now
I have two questions.
Where is my nearest companion?
What time does the liquor store open?
And is there an early bird special?

Mix Master says:
i'm going to strap him down and make his listen to learning to fly for 24 straight hours whilst freeballing
Johnny says:
that will make a man out of anyone
Johnny says:
but a true man doesnt need to be forced to do it
Johnny says:
its usually a daily ritual for me
Mix Master says:
this is Tru
Johnny says:
lol
Johnny says:
oh man
Johnny says:
peace frog just came on, and my whole ipod is on random
Johnny says:
or shuffle, as they say
Mix Master says:
o o oh man
Johnny says:
i need big speakers
Johnny says:
right now
Johnny says:
itd be cool if i could get some
Johnny says:
and then all the women in this office got on their desks and started dancing
Johnny says:
chairs through windows
Mix Master says:
man that'd be sweet
Johnny says:
and a guitar appeared strapped over my shoulders, and i did all the solos
Johnny says:
with no underwear on
Johnny says:
and a yetti came in dancing
Mix Master says:
then you started smashing it on peoples' heads
Johnny says:
with a keg
Mix Master says:
and he gave out a free keg
Mix Master says:
and petterAss came careening down from the top of the building
Mix Master says:
and fell on a spike that just emerged from the earth
Johnny says:
and a bon fire begins, with him in the middle of it
Johnny says:
everyone is naked and dancing around the fire by that point
Mix Master says:
passing around ron diaz
Mix Master says:
i'm going to turn on peace frog now
Johnny says:
you know what happens when you do that