still on the Quote Train

More proof that a embarking on a Traineeship Rocket Ship is the way to go:

...and I finally figured out why every American tourist thinks everyone here speaks English; the only places tourists go are populated by Turkish people who can speak English, trying to sell them things or help them order food in a restaurant. I´m getting a completely different experience in the city than most people will ever get. Jawesome. (A Ninja abroad)

Yea, jawesome.