Tuesday, March 18, 2008

nomadfest: Malaysia

You've seen it before. Maybe you were there. Maybe you weren't, in which case you wished you were.

Time to rectify that.

Many people are graduating in May, the 5th month of this 2008th year. You're lining up a job now, looking for the seeds of a beau, and wondering which prom king or queen you're going to fuck before committing the next X years of your life to someone else.

There's a lot of prom queens in Malaysia. And there's a lot of ocean.

And so, let this reign as the official announcement of the continuation of this great tradition.

PRESENTING: nomadfest: Malaysia

It's going to be pretty, but it's going to get ugly.

You'll get there slow, but you'll be drinking fast.

You know it's coming, but you won't know what hit you.

It's run by yours truly.

Since that fateful last night of Badger Passion in August of 2007, Mix Master has taken no part of any party organizing role. Zero.

Until now.

In conjunction with none other than the Bruhaha himself, from May 31 - June 7 the WORLD will celebrate the unexpected graduation of said Bruha and the 24th birthday of Mix Master.


No one expected Bruhaha to graduate this quickly. With a total disregard for societal norms and social pressures, Bruhaha has vanquished his collegiate undertaking and now holds his head high, gazing for the next Dragon to ever so slowly defeat in deliberate hand-to-hand combat.

And who would have thought, in his year; the Year of the Rat, that Mix Master would also have his golden birthday on the 24th of May? This was not unplanned by forces greater than Luck. This was on purpose. This was Fate.

Combining these momentous events, we bring you: nomadfest: Malaysia.

May 31 - June 7, 2008.

All are invited.

The island is completely duty free.

Fly into Kuala Lumpur International Airport.

And prepare to get mentally, physically, meta-physically, spiritually, verbally, illegally, and totally fucked.

The Dream awaits.

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Blogger J said...

I was 7 months early...damn it.

6:02 PM  
Blogger Burbs said...

Worst dates possible

7:00 PM  
Blogger Katy said...

soo tempting

7:03 PM  
Blogger Katie80 said...

basically in tears b/c there is a 0% chance i will be able to swing it.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Mix said...

If there are factors that will make it more possible for more humans to come, please let them be known. Much like Bruha's graduation, nothing is final until it is in the past.

2:12 AM  
Blogger Alex Kumin said...

de acuerdo con burbs

3:15 PM  
Blogger SarahEliz said...

dates are fine. wanna buy me a ticket?

3:32 PM  
Blogger Bruhaha said...

make it in August, dn. From Bruni/Hero.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Made said...

This is a partee?
I'm in Singapore, only 7 hours away to KL.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Gracie said...

i could be nice and be bored in manila and swing by for the weekend. i want balloons bubbles and a cocktail at the airport.

6:46 AM  

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